Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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