soooo we both peed the bed last night...
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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