He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'm bleeding and have questions
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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