There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
can u get pink eye on your cock?
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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