He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
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That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
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He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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