Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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