Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
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There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
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Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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