It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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