i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
