Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
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Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
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So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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