At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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