he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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