Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
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i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I need a burrito and a hug.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
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Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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