i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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