I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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