Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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