walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
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