When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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