Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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