ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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