3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
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