PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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