he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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