I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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