gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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