Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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