he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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