So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
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Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
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Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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