your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
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As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
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First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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