Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
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I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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