Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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