So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
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False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
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You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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