I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
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we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
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I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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