are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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