There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
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it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
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Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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