where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
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And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
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I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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