I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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