I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Randomize
