brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
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i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
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Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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