I'll bet she douches with gravy.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
Randomize
