"it" just moved
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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