I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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