Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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