He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I'm sobbing to NWA
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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