would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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