There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
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