Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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