i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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