Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
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she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
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How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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