I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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