It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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