If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
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I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
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I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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