Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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