whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
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I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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