I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
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she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
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she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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