big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
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Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
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I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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