he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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